Monday, June 1, 2009

Venting Steam: A Solution for Morons

Morons make me crazy.

Not because they are stupid. I can understand and accept a certain amount of stupidity. Not everyone was born with equal gifts.

Morons are different (by my definition) because they aren't just stupid, they are happy as hell to let everyone know how dumb they are. They telegraph their stupidity as if it was a badge of honor.

Normally, morons make me money. They break computers and then call me in to fix them. Even I reach a point where I just want to beat them with a stick. Morons should suffer.

However, since my marketing experts assure me that physically assaulting customers is bad for business, I have had to come up with an alternative.

Therefore, from this moment on, all morons will have their computers replaced by the latest in high tech equipment:
The Etch-A-Sketch


It really is the best solution. If I give you an Etch-A-Sketch then you know exactly what I think of you.

At least I know you'll have a harder time breaking it...

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